PUNishment

Friday morning Kathy was using some moisturizing cream before getting dressed, and it got me thinking. There are moisturizers with cocoa butter, with olive oil, mango butter, and so on. It dawned on me that there really needs to be one with both chocolate and coffee -- I can hear the ad jingle now:

"Everybody's using a brand new cream now,
Come on baby, use the mocha lotion."

At least Kathy laughed.