- Babies like motion -- parents across the millennia have had to rock and pace their babies for hours upon end to get them to sleep.
- Babies are soothed by the sound of a vacuum cleaner. The loud white noise calms them very effectively.
- Parents have little desire to carry their babies while vacuuming every evening.
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Speaking of businesses, in my last post, I dissed Pfizer, and on the very next trading day, its stock declined over 10%. I had no idea that I had such a significant readership, but now that I know, I need to learn how to harness the power of this blog.