The beehive 'do is perfect for an event taking place in John Waters' hometown, right hon?

It was a one-eyed, one-horn, flying purple people eater. Or something like that.

A couple had trouble making it even that far:
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Gone.

Leading off with a rap and cranking P-Funk during the skit was cool.

Falling apart before getting within 20 feet of the edge of the runway wasn't so cool.

Still, one of the entrants did in fact set the record for furthest distance traveled during an American flugtag (81 feet), and the other involved a very large paper airplane.
Depending on which time it was announced, this was either the world's largest paper airplane, or the world's largest manned paper airplane (which makes a lot more sense).

The longest distance was covered by a team that had no style, Victims of Soi-cumstance, performing as The Three Stooges:

Their run is part of the videos at the top of the page here.
We stayed through the first 17 entrants (out of 23), enough to get a taste of the event, and enough to believe that we could set the record on our own. So if a giant, yummy-looking bottle of beer someday travels over 100 feet off a barge before falling into some water below, the odds are good that we'll be involved.